Added on: 15th Oct 2013
My sister decided to go on a diet,
and that first evening she phoned me.
I could tell her mouth was full,
so I asked her what she was eating.
"A cupcake," she mumbled.
"I just got on the scale, and it read 149 1/2 pounds.
I decided that was no place to start a diet,
so I’m rounding it off to 150."