10 HUSBANDS

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband,

"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married 10 times?"

"Well, Husband No. 1 was a sales representative.

He kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband No. 2 was in software services.

He was never really sure how it was supposed to function,

but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband No. 3 was from field services.

He said everything checked out diagnostically,

but he just couldn't get the system up. #

Husband No. 4 was in telemarketing.

Even though he knew he had the order,

he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband No. 5 was an engineer.

He understood the basic process,

but wanted three years to research, implement,

and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband No. 6 was from finance and administration.

He thought he knew how,

but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband No. 7 was in marketing.

Although he had a nice product,

he was never sure how to position it.

Husband No. 8 was a psychologist.

All he ever did was talk about it.

Husband No. 9 was a gynaecologist.

All he did was look at it.

Husband No. 10 was a stamp collector.

All he ever did was...

God! I miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer.

This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"