Added on: 18th Oct 2013
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married 10 times?"
"Well, Husband No. 1 was a sales representative.
He kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband No. 2 was in software services.
He was never really sure how it was supposed to function,
but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband No. 3 was from field services.
He said everything checked out diagnostically,
but he just couldn't get the system up. #
Husband No. 4 was in telemarketing.
Even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband No. 5 was an engineer.
He understood the basic process,
but wanted three years to research, implement,
and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband No. 6 was from finance and administration.
He thought he knew how,
but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband No. 7 was in marketing.
Although he had a nice product,
he was never sure how to position it.
Husband No. 8 was a psychologist.
All he ever did was talk about it.
Husband No. 9 was a gynaecologist.
All he did was look at it.
Husband No. 10 was a stamp collector.
All he ever did was...
God! I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer.
This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"