Added on: 23rd Oct 2013
An old man goes to a church,
and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old.
I have been married for 50 years.
All these years I had been faithful to my wife,
but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"