DOCTOR AND WOMAN

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . .
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Doctor: “What happened?”
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Woman:” Doctor, I don’t know what to do.

Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp….”
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Doctor:”I have a real good medicine against that:

When your husband comes home drunk,

just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it….

Just gargle and gargle”.
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2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor

and looks reborn and fresh again.
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. Woman:” Doc, that was a brilliant idea!

Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly

with chamomile tea and he never touched me.
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Doctor: “You see how keeping your mouth shut helps.!