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COUNT YOURSELF

Added on: 14th Nov 2013

 

IN A SMALL TOWN,

 

FARMERS OF THE COMMUNITY HAD GOTTEN TOGETHER

 

TO DISCUSS SOME IMPORTANT ISSUES.

 

ABOUT MIDWAY THROUGH THE MEETING,

 

A WIFE OF ONE OF THE FARMERS

 

STOOD UP AND SPOKE HER PEACE.

 

WHEN SHE WAS DONE,

 

ONE OF THE OLD FARMERS STOOD UP AND SAID,

 

“WHAT DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING?

 

I WOULD LIKE TO ASK HER IF SHE KNOWS

 

HOW MANY TOES A PIG HAS?”

 

QUICK AS A FLASH, THE WOMAN REPLIED,

 

“TAKE OFF YOUR BOOTS SIR, AND COUNT THEM YOURSELF!”

 


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