WHICH END
Added on: 24th Nov 2013
AT A DINNER PARTY, ONE OF THE GUESTS,
AN OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD YOUNG MAN,
TRIED TO MAKE CLEVER REMARKS ABOUT
EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING.
WHEN HE WAS SERVED A PIECE OF MEAT,
HE PICKED IT UP WITH HIS FORK,
HELD IT UP AND SMIRKED: ‘IS THIS PIG?’
ANOTHER GUEST, SITTING OPPOSITE, ASKED QUIETLY:
‘WHICH END OF THE FORK ARE YOU REFERRING TO?’
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