PARROT ON THE PLANE

ON REACHING HIS PLANE SEAT A MAN IS SURPRISED

TO SEE A PARROT STRAPPED IN NEXT TO HIM.

HE ASKS THE STEWARDESS FOR A COFFEE

WHERE UPON THE PARROT SQUAWKS

“AND GET ME A WHISKY YOU COW!”

THE STEWARDESS, FLUSTERED, BRINGS BACK A WHISKY

FOR THE PARROT AND FORGETS THE COFFEE.

WHEN THIS OMISSION IS POINTED OUT TO HER

THE PARROT DRAINS ITS GLASS AND BAWLS

“AND GET ME ANOTHER WHISKY YOU IDIOT”.

QUITE UPSET, THE GIRL COMES BACK SHAKING

WITH ANOTHER WHISKY BUT STILL NO COFFEE.

UNACCUSTOMED TO SUCH SLACKNESS THE MAN

TRIES THE PARROT’S APPROACH

“I’VE ASKED YOU TWICE FOR A COFFEE,

GO AND GET IT NOW OR I’LL KICK YOU”.

THE NEXT MOMENT, BOTH HE AND THE PARROT HAVE

BEEN WRENCHED UP AND THROWN OUT OF THE EMERGENCY EXIT

BY TWO BURLY STEWARDS.

PLUNGING DOWNWARDS THE PARROT TURNS TO HIM AND SAYS

“FOR SOMEONE WHO CAN’T FLY, YOU COMPLAIN TOO MUCH!”