THREE PILLS

AN OLD MAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR AND

TELLS HIM THAT HE HASN’T BEEN FEELING WELL.

THE DOCTOR EXAMINES HIM, LEAVES THE ROOM

AND COMES BACK WITH THREE DIFFERENT BOTTLES OF PILLS.

THE DOCTOR SAYS,

“TAKE THE GREEN PILL WITH A BIG GLASS OF WATER

WHEN YOU GET UP.

TAKE THE BLUE PILL WITH A BIG GLASS OF WATER

AFTER LUNCH.

THEN JUST BEFORE GOING TO BED, TAKE THE RED PILL

WITH ANOTHER BIG GLASS OF WATER.”

STARTLED TO BE PUT ON SO MUCH MEDICINE

THE OLD MAN STAMMERS,

“OHHH! DOC, EXACTLY WHAT’S MY PROBLEM?”

THE DOCTOR SAYS,

“YOU’RE NOT DRINKING ENOUGH WATER.”