LITTLE JOHNNY AND A SALESMAN
Added on: 18th Dec 2013
A SALESMAN TELEPHONED A HOUSEHOLD,
AND LITTLE JOHNNY ANSWERED.
SALESMAN: “MAY I SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER?”
LITTLE JOHNNY: “SHE’S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW.”
SALESMAN: “WELL, IS ANYONE ELSE THERE?”
LITTLE JOHNNY: “MY SISTER.”
SALESMAN: “O.K., FINE. MAY I SPEAK TO HER?”
LITTLE JOHNNY: “I GUESS SO.”
AT THIS POINT THERE WAS A VERY LONG SILENCE ON THE PHONE.
THEN:
LITTLE JOHNNY: “HELLO?”
SALESMAN: “IT’S YOU. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO CALL YOUR SISTER.”
LITTLE JOHNNY: “I TRIED. BUT I CAN’T GET HER OUT OF THE PLAYPEN.”
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