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LITTLE JOHNNY AND A SALESMAN

Added on: 18th Dec 2013

 

A SALESMAN TELEPHONED A HOUSEHOLD,

 

AND LITTLE JOHNNY ANSWERED.

 

SALESMAN: “MAY I SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER?”

LITTLE JOHNNY: “SHE’S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW.”

SALESMAN: “WELL, IS ANYONE ELSE THERE?”

LITTLE JOHNNY: “MY SISTER.”

SALESMAN: “O.K., FINE. MAY I SPEAK TO HER?”

LITTLE JOHNNY: “I GUESS SO.”

AT THIS POINT THERE WAS A VERY LONG SILENCE ON THE PHONE.

THEN:

LITTLE JOHNNY: “HELLO?”

SALESMAN: “IT’S YOU. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO CALL YOUR SISTER.”

LITTLE JOHNNY: “I TRIED. BUT I CAN’T GET HER OUT OF THE PLAYPEN.”


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