THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS
Added on: 24th Dec 2013
1: I PREFER BREASTS TO LEGS.
2: TYING THE LEGS TOGETHER KEEPS THE INSIDE MOIST.
3: SMOTHER THE BUTTER ALL OVER THE BREASTS.
4: IF I DON'T UNDO MY TROUSERS, I'LL BURST!
5: I'VE NEVER SEEN A BETTER SPREAD!
6: I FANCY A LITTLE DARK MEAT FOR A CHANGE.
7: ARE YOU READY FOR SECONDS YET?
8: IT'S A LITTLE DRY, DO YOU STILL WANT TO EAT IT??
9: JUST WAIT YOUR TURN, YOU'LL GET SOME!
10: DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR MEAT!
11: STUFF IT UP BETWEEN THE LEGS AS FAR AS IT WILL GO.
12: DO YOU THINK YOU'LL BE ABLE TO HANDLE ALL THESE PEOPLE AT ONCE?
13: I DIDN'T EXPECT EVERYONE TO COME AT THE SAME TIME!
14: YOU STILL HAVE A LITTLE BIT ON YOUR CHIN.
15: HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE AFTER YOU PUT IT IN?
16: YOU'LL KNOW IT'S READY WHEN IT POPS UP.
17: JUST PULL THE END AND WAIT FOR THE BANG.
18: THAT'S THE BIGGEST BIRD I'VE EVER HAD!
19: I'M SO FULL, I'VE BEEN GOBBLING NUTS ALL MORNING.
20: WOW, I DIDN'T THINK I COULD HANDLE ALL THAT AND STILL WANT MORE.
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