DRIVE CAREFULLY

WITH CHRISTMAS AND THE NEW YEAR UPON US I

WOULD LIKE TO SHARE A PERSONAL EXPERIENCE

WITH MY FRIENDS ABOUT DRINKING AND DRIVING.   

AS YOU MAY KNOW, SOME OF US HAVE BEEN KNOWN

TO HAVE BRUSHES WITH THE AUTHORITIES FROM

TIME TO TIME ON THE WAY HOME AFTER A

"SOCIAL SESSION" WITH FRIENDS.

WELL, TWO DAYS AGO I WAS OUT FOR AN EVENING WITH

FRIENDS AND HAD MORE THAN SEVERAL BEERS FOLLOWED

BY A COUPLE OF BOTTLES OF SOME RATHER NICE RED WINE.

ALTHOUGH FEELING JOLLY, I STILL HAD THE SENSE

TO KNOW THAT I MAY BE SLIGHTLY OVER THE LIMIT.

THAT'S WHEN I DID SOMETHING THAT I'VE NEVER DONE BEFORE

I TOOK A CAB.

SURE ENOUGH, ON THE WAY HOME THERE WAS A

POLICE ROADBLOCK, BUT SINCE IT WAS A CAB

THEY WAVED IT PAST, AND I ARRIVED HOME SAFELY WITHOUT INCIDENT.

THIS WAS A REAL SURPRISE, AS I HAD

NEVER DRIVEN A CAB BEFORE!

I DON'T KNOW WHERE I GOT IT

AND NOW THAT IT'S IN MY GARAGE

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT.

SO IF YOU WANT TO BORROW IT,

GIVE ME A CALL