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Added on: 30th Dec 2013


  • What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
  • I'm going out tonight !
  • Who's there ?
  • Mary
  • Mary who ?
  • Mary Christmas ! 
  • What's red & white & red & white & red & white & red & white???
  • Santa Claus Rolling down a Hill !!! 
  • Bert, aged 25. ‘My wife’s an angel’.
  • Don, aged 57. ‘You are lucky, mine is still alive’.
  • What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
  • She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one!
  • How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
  • Chick to chick!

jokes on christmas

  • Why is Santa Claus always so happy?
  • Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
  • What do you have in December that’s not in any other month?
  • The letter D!
  • Santa: "So little girl, what would you like for Christmas?"
  • Girl: "I want a Barbie Doll and a G.I. Joe."
  • Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the
  • outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating
  • the birth of Jesus or General Electric. 
  • What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
    It's Christmas, Eve.

christmas jokes 2012

  • Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Wenceslas who?
    Wenceslas train home?
  • Friendship is like a violin the music may stop now
  • and then, but the strings will last forever.
  • Christmas is truly a magical moment.
    Your money disappears into thin air.
  • The year you stop believing in Santa Claus is the
  • year you start getting clothes for Christmas.
  • What is the best Christmas present in the world?
    A broken drum - you can’t beat it…

xmas jokes


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