INNOCENT YOUNG FACTORY WORKER
Added on: 5th Jan 2014
A YOUNG BULGARIAN PEASANT GIRL OF FOURTEEN
WENT TO WORK IN A BROOM FACTORY.
AFTER TWO MONTHS,
SHE GAVE THE BOSS TWO-WEEKS NOTICE.
THE BOSS WAS QUITE UNHAPPY TO LET HER GO
SINCE SHE WAS HARDWORKING AND DOING A GOOD JOB.
HE CALLED HER INTO HIS OFFICE, AND
ASKED HER WHY SHE WAS LEAVING.
"OH, IT IS NOTHINK, I JUST WANT TO KVIT THAT'S ALL,"
SHE SAID SULLENLY.
"LOOK, I'LL GIVE YOU A RAISE," HE OFFERED.
"NO, BUT THANK YOU," SHE SAID.
"YOU CAN'T JUST QUIT LIKE THAT.
THERE MUST BE A REASON. TELL ME."
"OKAY IF YOU MUST KNOW," SAID THE GIRL,
AND SHE TOOK OFF HER UNDERWEAR AND POINTED
TO HER PUBIC HAIR, "LOOK! I HAVEN'T HAD THIS BEFORE,
IT'S THE BROOM'S BRISTLES, I TELL YOU!"
TICKLED BY HER INNOCENCE,
THE BOSS ALSO TOOK OFF HIS UNDERWEAR AND
SHOWED HIS, EXPLAINING, "MY DEAR, IT'S NATURE.
LOOK I HAVE IT TOO...."
"OH NO!" THE GIRL CRIED, "I CAN'T WAIT TWO WEEKS,
I QUIT NOW! NOT ONLY DO YOU HAVE THE BRISTLES,
BUT YOU'VE GROWN THE HANDLE AS WELL!"
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