OSAMA LETTER

AFTER NUMEROUS ROUNDS OF,

"WE DON'T KNOW IF OSAMA IS STILL ALIVE,"

OSAMA HIMSELF DECIDED TO SEND TED KENNEDY A

LETTER IN HIS OWN HANDWRITING TO LET HIM KNOW

HE WAS STILL IN THE GAME.

KENNEDY OPENED THE LETTER WHICH APPEARED

TO CONTAIN A SINGLE LINE OF CODED MESSAGE,

370HSSV-0773H.

KENNEDY WAS BAFFLED, SO HE E-MAILED IT TO JOHN KERRY.

KERRY AND HIS AIDES HAD NO CLUE EITHER,

SO THEY SENT IT TO THE FBI.

NOONE COULDN’T SOLVE IT AT THE FBI,

SO IT WENT TO THE CIA, THEN TO THE NSA.

WITH NO CLUE AS TO ITS MEANING,

THE FBI FINALLY ASKED MARINE CORPS INTELLIGENCE FOR HELP.

WITHIN A FEW SECONDS THE MARINE CORPS

CABLED BACK WITH THIS REPLY,

"TELL KENNEDY HE'S HOLDING THE MESSAGE UPSIDE DOWN."