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A BLONDE AND THE COKE MACHINE

Added on: 17th Jan 2014

 

 IT WAS A REALLY HOT DAY AND THIS

 

BLONDE DECIDED SHE WOULD BUY A COKE.

 

SHE WENT TO THE COKE MACHINE AND WHEN

 

SHE PUT HER MONEY IN, A COKE CAME OUT

 

SO SHE KEPT PUTTING MONEY IN.


AND SINCE IT WAS SUCH A HOT DAY,

 

A LINE HAD FORMED BEHIND HER.

 

FINALLY, A GUY ON LINE SAID,

 

"WILL YOU HURRY UP? WE'RE ALL HOT AND THIRSTY!"

AND THE BLONDE SAID,

 

"NO WAY. I'M STILL WINNING!


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