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ILLEGAL MEXICAN

Added on: 18th Jan 2014

 

A US BORDER PATROL AGENT CATCHES AN

 

ILLEGAL MEXICAN IN THE BUSHES RIGHT BY THE

 

BORDER FENCE, HE PULLS HIM OUT AND SAYS

 

"SORRY, YOU KNOW THE LAW,

 

YOU'VE GOT TO GO BACK ACROSS THE BORDER RIGHT NOW."

 

THE MEXICAN MAN PLEADS WITH HIM,

 

"NO, NOOOO SENOR, I MUST STAY IN DE USA! PLEEEZE!"

 

THE BORDER PATROL AGENT THINKS TO HIMSELF,

 

I'M GOING TO MAKE IT HARD FOR HIM AND SAYS

 

"OK, I'LL LET YOU STAY IF YOU CAN USE THREE

 

ENGLISH WORDS IN A SENTENCE.

 

THE THREE WORDS ARE 'GREEN,' 'PINK,' AND 'YELLOW.'"

 

THE MEXICAN MAN THINKS ,

 

THEN SAYS, "HMMM, OKAY.

 

THE PHONE, IT WENT GREEN, GREEN, GREEN.

 

I PINK IT UP AND SEZ YELLOW?"

 

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