A NOT SO DUMB BLONDE
Added on: 25th Jan 2014
THERE WAS A BLONDE WHO FOUND HERSELF SITTING
NEXT TO A LAWYER ON AN AIRPLANE.
THE LAWYER JUST KEPT BUGGING THE BLONDE
WANTING HER TO PLAY A GAME OF INTELLIGENCE.
FINALLY, THE LAWYER OFFERED HER 10 TO 1 ODDS
AND SAID EVERY TIME THE BLONDE COULD NOT
ANSWER ONE OF HIS QUESTIONS, SHE OWED HIM £5,
BUT EVERY TIME HE COULD NOT ANSWER HERS,
HE’D GIVE HER £50.
THE LAWYER FIGURED HE COULD NOT LOSE AND
THE BLONDE RELUCTANTLY ACCEPTED.
THE LAWYER FIRST ASKED,
“WHAT IS THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THE
EARTH AND THE NEAREST STAR?”
WITHOUT SAYING A WORD THE BLONDE HANDED HIM £5.
THEN THE BLONDE ASKED,
“WHAT GOES UP A HILL WITH 3 LEGS AND COMES
BACK DOWN THE HILL WITH 4 LEGS?”
WELL, THE LAWYER LOOKED PUZZLED.
HE TOOK SEVERAL HOURS,
LOOKING UP EVERYTHING HE COULD ON HIS LAPTOP
AND EVEN PLACING NUMEROUS AIR-TO-GROUND
PHONE CALLS TRYING TO FIND THE ANSWER.
FINALLY, ANGRY AND FRUSTRATED,
HE GAVE UP AND PAID THE BLONDE £50
THE BLONDE PUT THE £50 INTO HER PURSE WITHOUT COMMENT
BUT THE LAWYER INSISTED,
“WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION?”
WITHOUT SAYING A WORD,
THE BLONDE HANDED HIM £5.
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