A FARMER AND HIS NEW BRIDE

A FARMER AND HIS BRAND NEW BRIDE

ARE RIDING HOME IN A WAGON

PULLED BY A TEAM OF HORSES,

WHEN THE OLDER HORSE STUMBLES.

THE FARMER SAYS, "THAT'S ONCE."

A LITTLE FURTHER ALONG,

THE HORSE STUMBLES AGAIN.

THE FARMER SAYS, "THAT'S TWICE."

WHEN THE OLD HORSE STUMBLES AGAIN,

THE FARMER QUIETLY REACHES UNDER HIS SEAT,

PULLS OUT A SHOTGUN,

AND SHOOTS THE HORSE.

HIS BRAND NEW BRIDE YELLS,

"THAT WAS AN AWFUL THING TO DO!"

THE FARMER SAYS,

"THAT'S ONCE."