NEED A VISA

A SENIOR SENATOR CALLED AND HAD A QUESTION

ABOUT THE DOCUMENTS HE NEEDED

IN ORDER TO FLY TO CHINA.

AFTER A LENGTHY DISCUSSION ABOUT PASSPORTS,

I REMINDED HIM THAT HE NEEDED A VISA.

“OH, NO I DON’T. I’VE BEEN TO CHINA MANY TIMES

AND NEVER HAD TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE.”

I DOUBLE CHECKED AND SURE ENOUGH,

HIS STAY REQUIRED A VISA.

WHEN I TOLD HIM THIS HE SAID,

“LOOK, I’VE BEEN TO CHINA FOUR TIMES AND

EVERY TIME THEY HAVE ACCEPTED MY

AMERICAN EXPRESS!”