STRESSED OUT DOCTOR

“ THE STRESSED-OUT DOCTOR SPOTTED BOB

THE HYPOCHONDRIAC SITTING IN THE SURGERY

WAITING ROOM AS HE WALKED THROUGH TO

SPEAK TO THE PRACTICE NURSE.

'NOT AGAIN, BOB,' SAID THE OVERWORKED GP.

'YOU WERE ONLY HERE ON MONDAY AFTERNOON,

AND NOW ON WEDNESDAY MORNING?'

'COULDN’T COME YESTERDAY THOUGH,' 

REPLIED BOB,

'I WAS ILL.' ”