VALENTINES DAY JOKES
Added on: 14th Feb 2014
BOY:
DO YOU HAVE A DATE FOR VALENTINE’S DAY?
GIRL:
YES, FEBRUARY 14TH.
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WHAT DID ONE BOAT SAY TO THE OTHER?
“ARE YOU UP FOR A LITTLE ROW-MANCE?”
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WHAT DID THE GUY WITH THE BROKEN LEG
“SAY TO HIS NURSE?
I’VE GOT A CRUTCH ON YOU.”
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KNOCK! KNOCK! WHO'S THERE?
OLIVE. OLIVE WHO?
OLIVE YOU AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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MY HIGH-SCHOOL ENGLISH TEACHER WAS WELL KNOWN
FOR BEING A FAIR, BUT HARD, GRADER.
ONE DAY I RECEIVED A B MINUS ON A THEME PAPER.
IN HOPES OF BETTERING MY GRADE AND IN THE SPIRIT
OF THE VALENTINE SEASON, I SENT HER
AN EXTRAVAGANT HEART-SHAPED BOX OF CHOCOLATES
WITH THE PRE-PRINTED INSCRIPTION:
“BE MINE.” THE FOLLOWING DAY, I RECEIVED IN RETURN
A VALENTINE FROM THE TEACHER. IT READ:
“THANK YOU, BUT IT’S STILL BE MINE-US.”
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DO SKUNKS CELEBRATE VALENTINE'S DAY?
SURE, THEY'RE VERY SCENT-IMENTAL!
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WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO BIRDS IN LOVE?
TWEETHEARTS!
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