MORE SILLY JOKES

 What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through something so small?"

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Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch.

One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?"

The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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Why are frogs so happy?

Because they eat everything that bugs them

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Why do birds fly South for the winter?

It's too far to walk.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam.

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