GONE FOR THE WEEKEND
Added on: 18th Feb 2014
A MAN LEFT FOR WORK ONE FRIDAY AFTERNOON.
INSTEAD OF GOING HOME, HE STAYED OUT THE
ENTIRE WEEKEND HUNTING WITH THE BOYS AND
SPENDING ALL HIS WAGES.
WHEN HE FINALLY GOT HOME ON SUNDAY NIGHT,
HE WAS CONFRONTED BY HIS VERY ANGRY WIFE.
AFTER TWO HOURS, SHE STOPPED NAGGING AND SAID:
'HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU DIDN'T SEE ME
FOR TWO OR THREE DAYS?'
HE REPLIED: 'THAT WOULD BE FINE WITH ME.'
MONDAY WENT BY AND HE DIDN'T SEE HIS WIFE.
TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY CAME AND WENT
WITH THE SAME RESULTS.
THURSDAY, THE SWELLING WENT DOWN
JUST ENOUGH FOR HIM TO SEE HER A LITTLE
OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS LEFT EYE.
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