THE FARMER AND THE COW

A FARMER WAS IN A BAR DRINKING AND

LOOKING ALL DEPRESSED.

HIS FRIEND ASKED HIM WHY HE WAS LOOKING DEPRESSED

AND HE REPLIED, "SOME THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN.

THIS MORNING I WAS OUTSIDE MILKING.

AS SOON AS THE BUCKET WAS FULL

THE COW KICKED IT DOWN WITH HIS LEFT FOOT

SO I TIED UP HIS LEFT TO A POLE.

I BEGAN TO FILL UP THE BUCKET AGAIN AND

HE KICKED IT DOWN WITH HIS RIGHT FOOT,

SO I TIED HIS RIGHT TO A POLE TOO.

AS SOON AS I FINISHED MILKING HIM AGAIN

HE KNOCKED DOWN THE BUCKET WITH HIS TAIL

AND I TOOK OFF MY BELT AND TIED UP HIS TAIL WITH MY BELT.

AS I WAS TYING UP HIS TAIL, MY PANTS DROPPED DOWN,

THEN MY WIFE CAME OUT AND WELL,

TRUST ME, SOME THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN!