DUMB AND DUMBER

A FATHER, MOTHER, AND SON WERE GOING TO EUROPE

AND WERE GOING TO VISIT THE NUDE BEACHES

WHILE THEY WERE THERE.

THEY DIDN'T WANT THE SON TO GET A DISTORTED

VIEW OF BEAUTY, SO THEY TOLD HIM,

"THE MEN WITH REALLY BIG DICKS AND THE

GIRLS WITH REALLY, REALLY BIG BOOBS

WERE BOTH REALLY, REALLY DUMB."

WHEN THEY GOT TO THE BEACH THEY SPLIT UP.

LATER THE MOTHER SAW THE SON AND

ASKED WHERE HIS DAD WAS.

THE BOY SAID, ''WELL, THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM HE WAS

TALKING TO THIS REALLY, REALLY, DUMB BLONDE,

AND THE LONGER THEY TALKED,

THE DUMBER HE GOT.''