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MUD HOLE MORAL

Added on: 12th Mar 2014

 

A HORSE AND A CHICKEN ARE PLAYING IN A MEADOW.

 

THE HORSE FALLS INTO A MUD HOLE AND STARTS TO SINK.

 

HE ENTREATS THE CHICKEN TO GET THE FARMER TO

 

HELP PULL HIM TO SAFETY. THE CHICKEN RUNS TO THE FARM,

 

BUT THE FARMER CAN'T BE FOUND. SO, HE DRIVES THE

 

FARMER'S MERCEDES BACK TO THE MUD HOLE,

 

TIES SOME ROPE AROUND THE BUMPER AND PULLS THE

 

HORSE TO SAFETY. A FEW DAYS LATER, THE CHICKEN AND

 

THE HORSE ARE PLAYING IN THE MEADOW AGAIN, AND THE

 

CHICKEN FALLS INTO A MUD HOLE. THE CHICKEN YELLS

 

TO THE HORSE TO GET HELP FROM THE FARMER.

 

THE HORSE SAYS,

 

"WAIT, I THINK I CAN STAND OVER THE HOLE!"

 

SO, HE STRETCHES OVER THE WIDTH OF THE HOLE AND SAYS,

 

"GRAB MY PENIS AND PULL YOURSELF UP."

 

THE CHICKEN DOES AND PULLS HIMSELF TO SAFETY.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

 

IF YOU ARE HUNG LIKE A HORSE,

 

YOU DON'T NEED A MERCEDES TO PICK UP CHICKS.

 

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