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HOW TO SELL LAWNMOWERS

Added on: 21st Mar 2014

 

A YOUNG MAN GOT A NEW JOB ON

 

THE TILL AT A STORE.

 

THE OLD STORE OWNER SAID HE WOULD

 

TEACH HIM HOW TO UP-SELL.

"WATCH HOW I DO IT,"

 

HE SAID TO THE NEW HIRE.

AS A CUSTOMER PUT A BAG OF GRASS SEED

 

ON THE COUNTER,

 

THE OLD-TIMER SAID TO HIM,

 

"WHEN YOU PLANT THOSE SEEDS

 

AND THE GRASS STARTS GROWING,

 

YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A

 

NEW LAWNMOWER TO CUT THE GRASS."

"YOU KNOW," SAID THE MAN,

 

"I DO NEED A NEW MOWER.

 

SURE, I'LL TAKE ONE."

AFTER THE CUSTOMER LEFT, THE NEW KID SAID,

 

"I THINK I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.

 

LET ME HANDLE THIS NEXT ONE."

A CUSTOMER STEPPED UP TO THE COUNTER AND

 

SET DOWN A BOX OF TAMPONS.

 

THE YOUNG SALESMAN SAID,

 

"YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD GET YOU A NEW

 

LAWNMOWER TO GO WITH THAT."

THE MAN ASKED THE YOUNG SALESMAN,

 

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

"IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR WEEKEND'S SHOT SO

 

YOU MIGHT AS WELL CUT THE GRASS."

 

man mowing the grass    animation

 

 


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