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Added on: 26th Mar 2014

 

A GUY WAS SEATED NEXT TO A 10-YEAR-OLD GIRL ON

 

AN AIRPLANE. BEING BORED, HE TURNED TO THE

 

GIRL AND SAID, "LET'S TALK. I'VE HEARD THAT FLIGHTS

 

GO QUICKER IF YOU STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION

 

WITH YOUR FELLOW PASSENGER."

THE GIRL, WHO WAS READING A BOOK,

 

CLOSED IT SLOWLY AND SAID TO THE GUY,

 

"WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT?"

"OH, I DON'T KNOW," SAID THE GUY.

 

"HOW ABOUT NUCLEAR POWER?"

"OK," SHE SAID.

 

"THAT COULD BE AN INTERESTING TOPIC.

 

BUT LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION FIRST.

 

A HORSE, A COW AND A DEER ALL EAT THE SAME

 

STUFF... GRASS. YET A DEER EXCRETES LITTLE PELLETS,

 

WHILE A COW TURNS OUT A FLAT PATTY,

 

AND A HORSE PRODUCES CLUMPS OF DRIED GRASS.

 

WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT IS?"

THE GUY THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND SAID,

 

"HMMM, I HAVE NO IDEA."

TO WHICH THE GIRL REPLIED,

 

"DO YOU REALLY FEEL QUALIFIED TO DISCUSS

 

NUCLEAR POWER WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW S**T?"

 

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