LETS TALK
Added on: 26th Mar 2014
A GUY WAS SEATED NEXT TO A 10-YEAR-OLD GIRL ON
AN AIRPLANE. BEING BORED, HE TURNED TO THE
GIRL AND SAID, "LET'S TALK. I'VE HEARD THAT FLIGHTS
GO QUICKER IF YOU STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION
WITH YOUR FELLOW PASSENGER."
THE GIRL, WHO WAS READING A BOOK,
CLOSED IT SLOWLY AND SAID TO THE GUY,
"WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT?"
"OH, I DON'T KNOW," SAID THE GUY.
"HOW ABOUT NUCLEAR POWER?"
"OK," SHE SAID.
"THAT COULD BE AN INTERESTING TOPIC.
BUT LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION FIRST.
A HORSE, A COW AND A DEER ALL EAT THE SAME
STUFF... GRASS. YET A DEER EXCRETES LITTLE PELLETS,
WHILE A COW TURNS OUT A FLAT PATTY,
AND A HORSE PRODUCES CLUMPS OF DRIED GRASS.
WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT IS?"
THE GUY THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND SAID,
"HMMM, I HAVE NO IDEA."
TO WHICH THE GIRL REPLIED,
"DO YOU REALLY FEEL QUALIFIED TO DISCUSS
NUCLEAR POWER WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW S**T?"
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