TAXING PROFESSION
Added on: 27th Mar 2014
A WOMAN GOES TO AN ACCOUNTANT
TO FILE HER TAXES.
THE ACCOUNTANT SAYS,
"BEFORE WE BEGIN, I NEED TO ASK A FEW QUESTIONS.
WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION?"
THE WOMAN REPLIES, "I'M A WHORE."
THE ACCOUNTANT SAYS,
"NO, NO, NO. THAT IS MUCH TOO CRASS.
LET'S TRY TO REPHRASE THAT."
THE WOMAN REPLIES, "OK, I'M A PROSTITUTE."
"NO, THAT IS STILL TOO CRUDE. TRY AGAIN."
THEY BOTH THINK FOR A MINUTE,
THEN THE WOMAN STATES,
"I'M A CHICKEN FARMER."
THE ACCOUNTANT ASKS,
"WHAT DOES CHICKEN FARMING HAVE TO
DO WITH BEING A PROSTITUTE?"
"WELL,
I RAISED OVER 5,000 C**KS LAST YEAR."
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