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TAXING PROFESSION

Added on: 27th Mar 2014

 

A WOMAN GOES TO AN ACCOUNTANT

 

TO FILE HER TAXES.

THE ACCOUNTANT SAYS,

 

"BEFORE WE BEGIN, I NEED TO ASK A FEW QUESTIONS.

 

WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION?"

THE WOMAN REPLIES, "I'M A WHORE."

THE ACCOUNTANT SAYS,

 

"NO, NO, NO. THAT IS MUCH TOO CRASS.

 

LET'S TRY TO REPHRASE THAT."

THE WOMAN REPLIES, "OK, I'M A PROSTITUTE."

"NO, THAT IS STILL TOO CRUDE. TRY AGAIN."

THEY BOTH THINK FOR A MINUTE,

 

THEN THE WOMAN STATES,

 

"I'M A CHICKEN FARMER."

THE ACCOUNTANT ASKS,

 

"WHAT DOES CHICKEN FARMING HAVE TO

 

DO WITH BEING A PROSTITUTE?"

"WELL,

 

I RAISED OVER 5,000 C**KS LAST YEAR."

 

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