TWO RIBBONS

A WOMAN CALLS A CLINIC AND SAYS SHE

HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO SLEEP BECAUSE HER

DOG SNORES TOO LOUDLY.

THE DOCTOR TOLD HER TO TIE A RIBBON

AROUND HIS BALLS AND HE WILL SHUTUP.

THE WOMAN GOES TO HER BEDROOM AND

SEES HER DOG LYING ON THE FLOOR SNORING.

SHE GETS A RED RIBBON AND TIES IT AROUND HIS BALLS.

THE DOG STOPS SNORING.

THE WOMAN GOES TO SLEEP.

AFTER A WHILE, HER HUSBAND COMES HOME DRUNK.

HE LAYS IN BED AND FALLS FAST ASLEEP.

HE STARTS TO SNORE LOUDLY SO THE WOMAN

GETS A BLUE RIBBON AND TIES IT AROUND HIS BALLS.

THE NEXT MORNING THE WOMAN GETS UP AND GOES TO WORK.

THE MAN WAKES UP AND SEES THE BLUE RIBBON ON HIS BALLS.

THEN HE LOOKS DOWN AT THE DOG AND SEES

THE RED RIBBON AROUND HIS BALLS.

THE GUY SAYS TO THE DOG,

''I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE DID LAST NIGHT,

BUT WE GOT FIRST AND SECOND PLACE!'''