HOSPITAL TOUR
Added on: 31st Mar 2014
A WOMAN WAS BEING SHOWN AROUND THE HOSPITAL.
DURING HER TOUR SHE PASSED A ROOM WHERE A MALE
PATIENT WAS MASTURBATING FURIOUSLY.
"OH MY GOD!" SCREAMED THE WOMAN.
"THAT'S DISGRACEFUL! ...... WHY IS HE DOING THAT?"
THE DOCTOR WHO WAS LEADING THE TOUR CALMLY EXPLAINED,
"I'M VERY SORRY THAT YOU WERE EXPOSED TO THAT,
BUT THIS MAN HAS A SERIOUS CONDITION WHERE HIS
TESTICLES RAPIDLY FILL WITH SEMEN, AND IF HE DOESN'T DO
THAT AT LEAST FIVE TIMES A DAY, HE'LL BE IN EXTREME PAIN
AND HIS TESTICLES COULD EASILY RUPTURE."
"OH WELL... IN THAT CASE, I GUESS IT'S OKAY" SAID THE WOMAN..
AS THEY PASSED BY THE VERY NEXT ROOM,
THEY SAW A MALE PATIENT LYING IN
BED WHILE A NURSE PERFORMED ORAL SEX ON HIM.
AGAIN, THE WOMAN SCREAMED,
"OH MY GOD! NOW TELL ME HOW THAT CAN BE JUSTIFIED?"
THE DOCTOR SPOKE VERY CALMLY,
"SAME ILLNESS,
BUT HE’S WITH BUPA."
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