AFTER LIFE FOR TAX EVADERS

TONY AND HIS FRIEND JOHN DIE IN A CAR ACCIDENT

AND GO TO GOD FOR JUDGMENT.

GOD TELLS TONY THAT BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON

HIS INCOME TAXES, THE ONLY WAY HE CAN ENTER HEAVEN IS

TO SLEEP WITH A STUPID, UGLY WOMAN

FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS.

A FEW DAYS LATER, AS TONY'S WALKING IN

THE PARK WITH HIS STUPID, HIDEOUS NEW GIRLFRIEND,

HE SPOTS HIS FRIEND JOHN WITH AN ABSOLUTELY

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS WOMAN.

"JOHN, WHAT HAPPENED?" TONY ASKS.

"I HAVE NO IDEA," JOHN REPLIES.

"I WAS TOLD I HAVE FIVE YEARS OF AMAZING SEX TO

LOOK FORWARD TO. THE ONLY THING I DON'T UNDERSTAND

IS WHY SHE ALWAYS YELLS.

'DAMN INCOME TAXES!'

WHENEVER WE HAVE SEX."