THREE NUNS IN HEAVEN

THREE NUNS DIE AND GO TO HEAVEN,

BUT ALL MUST ANSWER ONE QUESTION TO GET IN.

THE FIRST NUN IS ASKED,

"WHO WAS THE FIRST MAN ON EARTH?"

SHE SAYS, "ADAM."

LIGHTS FLASH AND THE PEARLY GATES OPEN.

THE SECOND NUN IS ASKED,

"WHO WAS THE FIRST WOMAN ON EARTH?"

SHE SAYS, "EVE."

LIGHTS FLASH AND THE GATES OPEN.

THE THIRD NUN IS ASKED,

"WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING EVE SAID TO ADAM?"

PUZZLED, THE NUN IS SAYS, "HMMM,

THAT'S A HARD ONE."

LIGHTS FLASH AND THE PEARLY GATES OPEN.