MIDGET WITH A LADDER

A MAN STANDING AT A URINAL NOTICES

THAT HE'S BEING WATCHED BY A MIDGET.

"WOW," COMMENTS THE MIDGET.

"THOSE ARE THE NICEST BALLS I HAVE EVER SEEN!"

SURPRISED AND FLATTERED, THE MAN

THANKS THE MIDGET AND CONTINUES TO PEE.

SUDDENLY, THE MIDGET PULLS UP A STEP LADDER

RIGHT NEXT TO THE URINAL AND SAYS,

"LISTEN, I KNOW THIS IS A RATHER STRANGE REQUEST,

BUT AS THEY'RE SO ADMIRABLE,

I WONDER IF I COULD TAKE A CLOSER LOOK."

AGAIN THE MAN IS RATHER STARTLED,

BUT SEES NO REAL HARM IN IT.

JUST THEN, THE MIDGET REACHES OUT,

GETS A TIGHT GRIP ON THE MAN'S BALLS,

AND SAYS, "OK, HAND ME YOUR WALLET,

OR I'LL JUMP OFF THE LADDER!"