EASTER EGG JOKES FOR THE KIDS

Q. Why do we paint Easter eggs?

A. Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Q. Why did the Easter egg hide?

A. Because he was a little chicken

Q. What did one coloured Easter egg say to the other?

A.  Heard any good yolks lately?

Q. Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?

A. From an egg plant

Q. What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?

A. An "Egg-stra terrestial". 

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?

A: It might crack up!?