THE DOCTORS CONVENTION

ONE NIGHT A GROUP OF DOCTORS ARE GATHERED

TOGETHER AT A DOCTOR'S CONVENTION.

A MALE DOCTOR NOTICES A FEMALE DOCTOR FROM

ACROSS THE ROOM. THE FEMALE DOCTOR NOTICES

HIM TOO AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THEY'RE

SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER FOR DINNER.

AFTER DINNER, THE MALE DOCTOR ASKS THE FEMALE

DOCTOR IF SHE WANTS TO GO UP TO HIS HOTEL ROOM.

''SURE,'' THE FEMALE DOCTOR SAYS.

''LET ME WASH MY HANDS FIRST.''

AFTER SHE WASHES HER HANDS, THEY HAVE SEX.

AFTER THEY ARE FINISHED, SHE WASHES HER HANDS AGAIN.

THIS IS REALLY STARTING TO ANNOY THE MALE DOCTOR 

SO HE SAYS, ''YOU KNOW, YOU MUST BE A SURGEON,

BECAUSE YOU KEEP WASHING YOUR HANDS.''

ANGRY AT THIS REMARK, THE WOMAN SAYS,

''WELL, YOU MUST BE AN ANESTHETIST,

BECAUSE I DIDN'T FEEL A THING!''