DRAGONS

A FATHER HAS THREE DAUGHTERS.

HE ASKS HIS OLDEST DAUGHTER,

''WHO DO YOU WISH TO MARRY? SHE SAYS,

''FATHER, I WISH TO MARRY THE MAN WITH

THREE DRAGONS ON HIS CHEST.''

HE WALKS OVER TO HIS SECOND DAUGHTER

AND ASKS HER THE SAME QUESTION. SHE REPLIES,

''FATHER, I WISH TO MARRY THE MAN WITH

TWO DRAGONS ON HIS CHEST.''

HE THEN GOES TO HIS YOUNGEST DAUGHTER

AND ASKS HER THE SAME THING:

''WHO DO YOU WISH TO MARRY?'' SHE REPLIES,

''I WISH TO MARRY THE MAN WITH

ONE DRAGGIN' ON THE FLOOR!''