EGG DONOR
Added on: 6th May 2014
ONE DAY, WHILE SUE WAS CLEANING UNDER THE BED,
SHE FOUND A SMALL BOX. CURIOUS, SHE OPENED IT
AND FOUND 3 EGGS AND 10,000 DOLLARS.
A LITTLE BIT SUSPICIOUS, SHE CONFRONTED HER
HUSBAND OF TWENTY YEARS ABOUT IT.
"OH, THAT," FRANK SAID.
"EVERY TIME I CHEATED ON YOU, I PUT AN EGG IN THIS BOX."
SUE WAS A BIT UNHAPPY ABOUT THIS, BUT FIGURED THAT
3 AFFAIRS OVER TWENTY YEARS WASN'T SO BAD.
"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE 10,000 DOLLARS?"
"EVERY TIME I GOT A DOZEN, I SOLD THEM."
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