CIRCUS ELEPHANT
Added on: 7th May 2014
A COUPLE TOOK THEIR YOUNG SON FOR HIS FIRST VISIT
TO THE CIRCUS.
WHEN HIS FATHER LEFT TO BUY POPCORN,
THE BOY ASKED, "MOM,
WHAT'S THAT LONG THING ON THE ELEPHANT?"
"THAT'S THE ELEPHANT'S TRUNK, DEAR," SHE REPLIED.
"NO, MOM, DOWN UNDERNEATH."
HIS MOTHER BLUSHED AND SAID, "OH, THAT'S NOTHING."
THE FATHER RETURNED, AND THE MOTHER WENT OFF
TO GET A SODA. AS SOON AS SHE LEFT,
THE BOY REPEATED HIS QUESTION.
THE FATHER TOOK A GOOD LOOK AND EXPLAINED,
"THAT'S THE ELEPHANT'S PENIS."
"DAD, HOW COME WHEN I ASKED MOM,
SHE SAID IT WAS NOTHING?"
THE MAN TOOK A DEEP BREATH AND REPLIED,
"SON, I'VE SPOILED THAT WOMAN."
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