THE BAR EXAM
Added on: 8th May 2014
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A 98-YEAR OLD WOMAN
WHOSE BILLIONAIRE HUSBAND DIED.
THE WOMAN HAD INHERITED ALL OF HER DECEASED
HUSBAND'S FORTUNE AND DECIDED SHE WOULD SEE
IF SHE COULD REMARRY HERSELF TO A FINE YOUNG MAN.
SO, SHE WALKED INTO A BAR AND ANNOUNCED TO ALL
THE MEN THAT SHE HAD INHERITED BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
AND WOULD MARRY THE GUY WITH THE BIGGEST D**K.
NOW OF COURSE THIS WOMAN WASN'T ALL THAT IN
THE LOOKS DEPARTMENT, AS A MATTER OF FACT SHE
LOOKED MORE LIKE A SHRIVELLED PRUNE
THAN A HUMAN BEING. BUT, THE GUYS DIDN'T CARE
BECAUSE THEY KNEW THIS OLD LADY WOULD CROAK IT
SOON AND THEY WOULD GET ALL THAT MONEY.
THE WOMAN THEN
TOLD THE MEN TO STIFF THEMSELVES UP TO FULL
ERECTION AND LAY THEIR D**K’S ON A LONG TABLE.
THEY DID WHAT SHE SAID. ALL OF A SUDDEN,
TWO GAY GUYS WALKED INTO THE BAR,
LOOKED AT THE TABLE AND SAID
"A BUFFET!"
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