GRANDPA'S CONDOM

AN OLD MAN FINDS A CONDOM IN HIS GRANDSON'S

APARTMENT AND ASKS WHAT IT IS.

"IT'S A CONDOM," REPLIES THE GRANDSON, SHEEPISHLY.

"WHAT DO YOU USE IT FOR?" ASKS GRANDPA.

THE GRANDSON IS EMBARRASSED, SO HE SAYS,

"I USE IT TO KEEP MY CIGARETTES DRY

WHEN I SMOKE IN THE RAIN."

GRANDPA SAYS, "THAT'S A GREAT IDEA."

HE GOES TO THE DRUG STORE AND ASKS THE

PHARMACIST FOR A CONDOM.

"WHAT SIZE WOULD YOU LIKE?"

ASKS THE PHARMACIST.

"BIG ENOUGH TO FIT A CAMEL."