IMPOSSIBLE DEPOSIT

A MAN GOES TO A SPERM BANK AND SAYS,

"I'D LIKE TO MAKE A DEPOSIT PLEASE."

THE DOCTOR SAYS,

"GO AND FILL THIS UP," AND GIVES THE MAN A BOTTLE.

THREE DAYS LATER THE MAN RETURNS

TO THE SPERM BANK, MARCHES INTO THE

DOCTOR'S OFFICE AND SAYS,

"I'VE TRIED WITH MY LEFT HAND AND

TRIED WITH MY RIGHT HAND.

MY WIFE HAS TRIED WITH HER LEFT HAND

AND HER RIGHT HAND.

MY MOTHER-IN-LAW HAS TRIED WITH A RUBBER

GLOVE ON AND EVEN TOOK HER TEETH OUT

AND TRIED WITH HER MOUTH

NONE OF US CAN GET THE TOP OFF THAT BOTTLE!"