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INCHING ALONG

Added on: 19th May 2014

 

THERE WAS A MAN WHO HAD A 25 INCH PENIS,

 

SO HE DECIDED TO SEE A WITCH TO HAVE IT REDUCED

ONCE WITH THE WITCH HE SAID, ''I NEED YOUR HELP.

 

MY PENIS IS SO BIG IT'S HARD FOR ME TO FIND

 

WOMEN WHO CAN ACCOMMODATE ME.

 

CAN YOU HELP ME?"

 

THE WITCH SAID, "GO TO THE FOREST,

 

IN THE MIDDLE OF IT YOU'LL FIND A FROG,

 

ASK IT TO MARRY YOU." 

SO HE LEFT TO THE FOREST AND AFTER HOURS OF

 

WALKING HE FOUND THE FROG,

 

HE KNEELED DOWN AND ASKED THE FROG TO MARRY HIM.

THE FROG SAID, "NO." 

THEN HIS PENIS SHRUNK FIVE INCHES.

 

SO HE FIGURED IT OUT FOR EVERY TIME THE FROG

 

SAID NO IT WILL SHRINK FIVE INCHES.

HE ASKED THE FROG AGAIN,

 

"WILL YOU MARRY ME?"

 

AND AGAIN, THE FROG SAID, "NO." 

AND IT SHRUNK ANOTHER FIVE INCHES. 

THEN HE THOUGHT, "15 INCHES IS STILL TOO BIG.

 

I'LL ASK IT AGAIN. TEN INCHES WILL BE FINE." 

SO HE ASKED THE FROG ONE MORE TIME,

 

"WILL YOU MARRY ME?" 

THE FROG LOOKED UP AT HIM IN DISGUST AND SAID,

 

"I TOLD YOU: NO. NO. NO. A MILLION TIMES NO!"

 

 frog croaking  animation

 


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