INCREDIBLE CONFESSION

AN OLD MAN ENTERS A CONFESSIONAL

AND PROUDLY EXCLAIMS,

"FATHER, I HAVE TO TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO

ME LAST NIGHT.

I'M 90 YEARS OLD,

AND I MADE LOVE TO TWO 18-YEAR-OLD

WOMEN FOR EIGHT HOURS!"

THE STERN PRIEST REPLIES,

"THAT IS A SIN.

I WILL HAVE TO GIVE YOU A PENANCE."

"FATHER, YOU CAN'T GIVE ME A PENANCE."

"WHY NOT?"

"BECAUSE I'M JEWISH."

THE PERPLEXED FATHER ASKS,

"THEN WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME?"

"I'M TELLING EVERYONE!"