THE DYNAMITE KID
Added on: 28th May 2014
A BOY AND A GIRL WHERE IN A BAR.
THEY STARTED TALKING AND DECIDED TO GO
BACK TO THE GUY'S HOUSE.
WHEN THEY GOT THERE THE MAN
OOK OFF HIS SHIRT AND SAID,
''THIS IS 1,000 POUNDS OF DYNAMITE.''
THE GIRL WAS SWEATING.
THEN HE TOOK OFF HIS PANTS AND SAID,
''THIS IS ANOTHER 1,000 POUNDS OF DYNAMITE.''
BY NOW, THE GIRL WANTED TO JUMP ON HIM.
THEN HE TOOK OFF HIS BOXERS AND THE
GIRL STARTED TO RUN FOR THE DOOR.
THE GUY ASKED,
''WHATS WRONG? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?''
THE GIRL SAID ''WITH 2,000 POUNDS OF DYNAMITE AND
SUCH A SHORT FUSE,
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BLOW.''
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