A MAN'S LOGIC
Added on: 10th Jun 2014
A COUPLE WANTS A DIVORCE, BUT FIRST
THEY MUST DECIDE WHO WILL BE THE
MAIN GUARDIAN OF THEIR CHILD.
THE JURY ASKS BOTH THE MAN AND WOMAN FOR
A REASON WHY THEY SHOULD BE THE ONE TO
KEEP THE CHILD.
SO THE JURY ASKS THE WOMAN FIRST.
SHE SAYS, "WELL I CARRIED THIS CHILD AROUND
IN MY STOMACH FOR NINE MONTHS AND I HAD
TO GO THROUGH A PAINFUL BIRTH PROCESS,
THIS IS MY CHILD AND A PART OF ME."
THE JURY IS IMPRESSED AND THEN TURNS TO ASK
THE MAN THE SAME QUESTION.
THE MAN REPLIES,
"OK, I TAKE A COIN AND PUT IT IN THE DRINK
MACHINE AND A DRINK COMES OUT,
NOW TELL ME WHO DOES THE DRINK BELONG TO
ME OR THE MACHINE"
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