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A MAN'S LOGIC

Added on: 10th Jun 2014

 

A COUPLE WANTS A DIVORCE, BUT FIRST

 

THEY MUST DECIDE WHO WILL BE THE

 

MAIN GUARDIAN OF THEIR CHILD.

 

THE JURY ASKS BOTH THE MAN AND WOMAN FOR

 

A REASON WHY THEY SHOULD BE THE ONE TO

 

KEEP THE CHILD.

 

SO THE JURY ASKS THE WOMAN FIRST.

 

SHE SAYS, "WELL I CARRIED THIS CHILD AROUND

 

IN MY STOMACH FOR NINE MONTHS AND I HAD

 

TO GO THROUGH A PAINFUL BIRTH PROCESS,

 

THIS IS MY CHILD AND A PART OF ME."

 

THE JURY IS IMPRESSED AND THEN TURNS TO ASK

 

THE MAN THE SAME QUESTION.

 

THE MAN REPLIES,

 

"OK, I TAKE A COIN AND PUT IT IN THE DRINK

 

MACHINE AND A DRINK COMES OUT,

 

NOW TELL ME WHO DOES THE DRINK BELONG TO

 

ME OR THE MACHINE"

 

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