CAB DRIVER'S NUN FANTASY

A NUN GETS INTO A CAB, AND THE

CAB DRIVER WON'T STOP STARING AT HER.

FINALLY, THE CABBIE SAYS,

"I HAVE A QUESTION TO ASK YOU

BUT I DON'T WANT TO OFFEND YOU."

"MY DEAR SON, YOU CANNOT OFFEND ME.

WHEN YOU'RE AS OLD AS I AM,

YOU GET A CHANCE TO SEE AND HEAR

JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING."

"WELL, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FANTASY ABOUT

A NUN PERFORMING ORAL SEX ON ME."

"WELL, FIRST, YOU HAVE TO BE SINGLE

AND THEN YOU MUST ALSO BE CATHOLIC."

THE CAB DRIVER SAYS,

"YES, I AM SINGLE, AND I'M CATHOLIC, TOO!"

THE NUN SAYS, "OK, PULL INTO THE NEXT ALLEY."

HE DOES, AND THE NUN FULFILLS HIS FANTASY.

WHEN THEY GET BACK ON THE ROAD,

THE CAB DRIVER STARTS WEEPING.

"MY DEAR CHILD, WHY ARE YOU CRYING?"

"FORGIVE ME, SISTER, BUT I HAVE SINNED.

I LIED. I MUST CONFESS -- I'M MARRIED AND I'M JEWISH."

"THAT'S OK," SAYS THE NUN.

"MY NAME IS KEVIN

AND I'M ON MY WAY TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY."