GETTING OLD

THERE WAS A MAN WHO REALLY TOOK CARE OF HIS BODY.

ONE DAY HE TOOK A LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND NOTICED

THAT HE HAD A TAN ALL OVER EXCEPT FOR HIS PENIS.

SO HE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

HE WENT TO THE BEACH AND GOT COMPLETELY UNDRESSED

AND BURIED HIMSELF IN THE SAND,

EXCEPT FOR HIS PENIS, WHICH HE LEFT STICKING OUT.

TWO OLD LADIES WERE STROLLING ALONG THE BEACH,

ONE USING A CANE. UPON SEEING THE THING STICKING

UP OUT OF THE SAND, SHE BEGAN TO MOVE IT AROUND

WITH HER CANE, REMARKING TO THE OTHER LADY,

''THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD.''

THE OTHER LADY ASKED WHAT SHE MEANT.

"WELL, WHEN I WAS 20, I WAS CURIOUS ABOUT IT.

WHEN I WAS 30, I ENJOYED IT.

WHEN I WAS 40, I ASKED FOR IT.

WHEN I WAS 50, I PAID FOR IT.

WHEN I WAS 60, I PRAYED FOR IT.

WHEN I WAS 70, I FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT.

NOW I'M 80 AND THE DAMN THINGS ARE

GROWING WILD AND I'M TOO OLD TO SQUAT!"