PRIEST'S NEW JOBS

AFTER SEVERAL YEARS OF SERVING IN A REMOTE TOWN,

A PRIEST IS REQUESTED TO REPORT TO A NEW ASSIGNMENT 

AT A CHURCH IN THE SOUTH BRONX, NEW YORK.

HE SET OUT IMMEDIATELY TO LEARN THE NEW CULTURE

BY TAKING A WALK DOWN THE STREET IN PLAIN CLOTHES.

ON HIS WAY, A LOOSE LOOKING WOMAN APPROACHES HIM

AND IN A LOWERED VOICE SAYS, "HEY BUDDY...

BLOW JOB 25 BUCKS."

THE PRIEST GLARES AT HER CONFUSED AND SAYS,

"WHAT'S A BLOW JOB?"

THE WOMAN IS JUST AS CONFUSED AND SAYS,

"WHAT ARE YOU A COMEDIAN?" AND WALKS OFF.

THE PRIEST, UNDAUNTED, WALKS ON TO THE NEXT BLOCK

AND AGAIN ANOTHER SEEDY LOOKING WOMAN CONFRONTS

HIM AND AGAIN REPEATS,

"HEY MISTER, BLOW JOB 25 BUCKS."

THE PRIEST QUICKLY REPLIES,

"WHAT IS THIS BLOW JOB!?"

THE WOMAN LOOKS AT HIM SURPRISED AND

THINKING SOMETHING'S WRONG HURRIES OFF.

THE PRIEST, NOW VERY CURIOUS,

RETURNS TO THE CHURCH TO ASK ANYONE HE CAN

FIND WHAT EXACTLY A "BLOW JOB" IS.

THE PRIEST SEES THE MOTHER SUPERIOR AND SAYS,

"I HAVE A QUESTION -- WHAT'S A BLOW JOB?"

MOTHER SUPERIOR QUICKLY GOES TO SHUT THE DOOR

AND UPON RETURNING TO HER SEAT SHE REPLIES IN A WHISPER.

"SAME AS ON THE OUTSIDE...25 BUCKS."