PROFESSIONAL PRACTICAL JOKES ON THE GROOM

A DENTIST, AN ELECTRICIAN, AND A CARPENTER DECIDE

TO PLAY A PRACTICAL JOKE THEIR BEST FRIEND ON HIS WEDDING NIGHT.

"I'LL LOOSEN SOME JOINTS ON HIS BED SO IT COLLAPSES WHEN

HE'S MAKING LOVE," SAYS THE CARPENTER.

"I'LL HOT WIRE HIS MATTRESS SO THEY'LL FEEL IMMENSE HEAT

WHILE MAKING LOVE," SAYS THE ELECTRICIAN.

"THOSE ARE GOOD IDEAS," SAYS THE DENTIST.

"BUT MY CONTRIBUTION'S GOING TO BE A REAL SURPRISE."

THE NEXT DAY THE NEW HUSBAND COMES TO THE CAFÉ TO MEET

HIS FRIENDS. HE SAYS "I CONGRATULATE YOU GUYS FOR MAKING THE BED

HEAT UP AND COLLAPSE, BUT I'M GOING TO KILL WHICHEVER ONE OF YOU

PUT THE ANAESTHETIC IN THE MASSAGE OIL!"